Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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