I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Shame - the story of my life.
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