It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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