We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Holy shit dude........stairs
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