Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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