is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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