So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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