I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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