After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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