i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Never underestimate the power of titties
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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