i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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