all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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