Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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