only if we run a train.
done.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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