their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
