Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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