How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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