just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Green mimosas i think yes
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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