Jerry, you need to find god
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
