she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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