Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
