just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
