Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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