I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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