I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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