Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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