People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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