I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
