just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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