Ambien. No doubt about it.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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