butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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