would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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