ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Randomize
