I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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