We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
