Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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