I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
