Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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