Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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