We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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