Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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