I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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