Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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