once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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