I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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