well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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