you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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