ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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