Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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