No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The struggles of a small town man whore
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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