erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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