I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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