Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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