am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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