normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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